SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM